Leave the library and change your pants!

To the girl I saw walking out of Swem:

I'm sorry I stared at your feet.  I don't actually have a problem with your feet, but I protest the space between your feet and your pants.  Your lightwash, highwater flares paired with white flip flops aren't the best look for you on any day, let alone a cold, drizzly one.

I may have an aversion to flares because I was never alive in the 70s, but highwaters were never a trend in any decade I'm aware of.  Please replace with Seven's Dojo Flip Flop Jeans!

Personally, I hope the flare trend doesn't make a full comeback.