Applying for an internship can be frustrating. Especially when potential employers don't respond to queries ASAP. How unprofessional! As a future filer and phone answerer, I deserve their utmost attention and cannot be delayed in my quest for a career-determining internship! Don't companies realize I'm a precious commodity..geez, I probably shouldn't even waste my time applying!
Hilarious example of how not to get an internship.