Keyhole Sandals, Blergh!

These sandals, which have been termed keyhole sandals, are ubiquitous.  Most cheap brands sold them last year and so they are on the feets of everyone this season!  Here we have a pair by Steve Madden the King of the Cheaply Made Shoes:

They don't look horrible in the picture, but when worn these look clunky and the lines are oddly inorganic.  The patent ones are especially horrid because the shiny accentuates everything wrong about this sandal.   I much prefer a t-strap sandal.